Idol is B I G G E R than ever!

With the world at an economic low point, it's hard to keep our chin up, and downright impossible to be "happy". In fact, with friends and family losing jobs left and right, it's almost unsympathetic verging on bragadocious to wear a smile these days. Enter our sadistic need to get our s&g's alone, in our safe haven of couch potato TV land.

Case and point: American Idol had it's largest number of voters last night, even AFTER the "big" return of AI Season I alum Kelly Clarkson. Giving a new meaning to "everything is bigger and better" hailing from our lone star state, her stage presence lacked the confidance her voice deserved which proved my initial theory: she's a lot more comfortable on the couch with her bag of chips.

Furthermore, the judges look as if they've all been sharing Paula's grab bag of meds. Is it just me or do they all look a little bleary eyed? Or perhaps it's just the front row view of the circus they've created that have their minds spinning...."is THIS really the hightest rating show?" No, Dawg, it's the only hoot and holler we can privately watch with glee...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meAsGBHnGuM
Click above if ya'll missed it last night....whacha think???